The Longhaired Goddess

There’s a wannabe sissy who called me ages ago, maybe once, maybe twice. He wanted the sort of public humiliation that goes with being exposed as a drag princess on the big bad web. So I put up a couple of pages and sent him a pay-to-view with the address inside. He paid.

Somewhat later, not having heard from him for a while, I sent him another payment mail. Hey, quality site hosting costs, right? He didn’t respond and I moved the file and didn’t think of it again.

Flash forward. He shows up again, looking for much the same things. He contacted me wanting to buy some sort of graphic design - a frilly, girly thing - because it was his birthday. He didn’t buy anything, but showed me a mistress site where his pic was, and said that she wouldn’t take it down.

Hmm. There’s my loser again, just with a different name. Same old same old. He was surprised that I recognized him. Oh, well, can’t help that I’m smarter than he is. He’ll probably be surprised that I right-clicked to save that photo of him, don’t you think?

Like I said, he’d asked for a design, so I emailed him suggesting that he buy a nice pink email template to use whenever he’s mailing through Niteflirt. He asked if he was going to have to pay. LOLOL, you fucking cheapskate.

Do you work for free? Well, I don’t either.

What happened next? He sent me (and every other Mistress on Niteflirt, apparently) an email asking them what he should shave while he drinks a bottle of beer. And by the way, he told me he’s an English teacher. Look at the creative spelling he uses for the word “razor”. I don’t know if I should be railing more loudly at this point about dumb males, teachers, or dumb male teachers…

And next thing you know, he’s sent me the strangest payment request of all time. You have to read this to believe it.

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Or dial 1-888-282-3089 and ask for Angelika.

He must have hit every cam girl, trying to get a free month’s cam services in exchange for promises of being paid in cash. He’s toned down his message. Previously he was offering girls $100,000, but I guess nobody thought he was for real.

Not sure how he found my IM, since although it is intended to go with this account, I don’t use it for business. Besides which, I don’t do cam. I just thought I’d play with him…

(8:50:24 PM) highheels2008: hello, im nic come from
germany …. if u agree to do now and in fututre too
here in front of cam all i request from u, in exchange
u will get $$$ cash monthly
(8:50:49 PM) Angelika: really?
(8:51:02 PM) highheels2008: yes
(8:51:05 PM) highheels2008: whats ur name?
(8:51:12 PM) Angelika: how do you plan to pay me?
(8:51:38 PM) Angelika: Angelika
(8:51:45 PM) highheels2008: want u here in fron of cam
follow all my orders without time and action limits in
exchange ill send u cash all end of month..tell me how
much $ u need there in month to live
(8:54:05 PM) Angelika: so I give you a month of
unlimited cam and at the end of the month you finally
pay me, no payment method specified?
(8:54:30 PM) highheels2008: send u cash to ur po box
(8:54:30 PM) Angelika: but you have no idea who I am
(8:54:57 PM) highheels2008: do u have a po box?
(8:55:01 PM) Angelika: no
(8:55:21 PM) highheels2008: would u get one for it?
(8:56:22 PM) Angelika: I should pay to get a PO box
just in case you’re going to pay me some of the money
you’d owe me by that time?
(8:57:12 PM) highheels2008: i can finance u the po box
too
(8:57:19 PM) highheels2008: or send direct to ur
adress
(8:57:32 PM) Angelika: sorry, I don’t carry tabs
(8:58:09 PM) Angelika: I can accept credit cards
(8:59:13 PM) highheels2008: i send u cash for this
(8:59:21 PM) highheels2008: dont uss my cc in internet
(8:59:28 PM) Angelika: that’s nicee
(8:59:40 PM) Angelika: I don’t carry tabs
(8:59:48 PM) highheels2008: what means?
(8:59:51 PM) highheels2008: explain
(9:00:00 PM) highheels2008: my english isnt very well
(9:00:44 PM) Angelika: It means I don’t allow people
who owe me money to continue to use my services with
no guarantee of payment. I work for a living, and I
cannot give up paying work for a high risk that I will
go unpaid
(9:01:16 PM) highheels2008: if u agree u get it sure
then i want u here now and in fututre too
(9:02:46 PM) Angelika: that is not a guarantee, it’s
hardly even a promise. and the promise of some
nameless person on the internet, claiming to be a
foreign national, is of no value whatever
(9:03:18 PM) highheels2008: isnt a promise
(9:03:24 PM) highheels2008: if u agree we have our dea
(9:03:26 PM) highheels2008: l
(9:03:28 PM) highheels2008: deal
(9:03:31 PM) highheels2008: ill hold it
(9:04:03 PM) Angelika: If I agree I agree to provide
you with unlimited services for free. I cannot do
that.
(9:04:19 PM) Angelika: your word is worthless to me.
my creditors only accept real money
(9:04:51 PM) highheels2008: dear sorry but i lost over
1000$ paying upfront..so wont doit upfront.. if u
agree to our deal ill hold it and we have our deal
(9:05:31 PM) Angelika: we would have no deal. you
purport to be an anonymous foreigner on the internet
(9:05:57 PM) Angelika: I sign contracts, I take credit
cards, or it is not an agreement
(9:06:12 PM) Angelika: I know you don’t do niteflirt
(9:06:43 PM) highheels2008: no i dont
(9:07:07 PM) Angelika: I know that because all the
girls are talking about you and your scam
(9:07:28 PM) highheels2008: about me?
(9:07:35 PM) Angelika: make me laugh
(9:07:54 PM) highheels2008: explain
(9:08:00 PM) highheels2008: dont understand what u
mean
(9:09:05 PM) Angelika: explain what? you say you want
to get thousands of dollars of sexual services out of
me, services which are always paid honestly when the
service is performed. but you want me to be willing to
do it with only the payment promise of a foreigner
with no credit card
(9:10:24 PM) highheels2008: yes then ill u here in
future too
(9:10:27 PM) highheels2008: but ic
(9:10:28 PM) highheels2008: np
(9:10:31 PM) highheels2008: u wont agree
(9:10:36 PM) highheels2008: so ty for talk about

Call Me Now!

Or dial 1-888-282-3089 and ask for Angelika.