You know females have higher standards than males, and you also know that women aren’t all that interested in guys whose hygiene fits in the “gross” category. You may not want to believe it, but it hardly seems to make sense (at least from our perspective) that you would want to doom yourself to the “hermit” classification.

So today’s lesson is “body hair”. I’ve got here a whole lot of perspectives on removing body hair. Unfortunately many of them are delusional guys attempting to speak for females, but there’s a lot of humor here, only some of it intentional.

First, we have a blog on ball-shaving, written by a guy who is unfamiliar with the concept and illustrated by a darling photo of Happy-go-lucky and Not-so-happy-go-not-so-lucky, a pair of testicle mascots. There’s also a video from Gillette on YouTube. Here you go:

Here’s a video from Phillips:

A sick little snippet on shaving from Family Guy:

Here’s a humorous little tract on ass hair from a guy who seems to be unclear about when you need to shower.

A little comedy bit:

A bit from The Onion on razor marketing gone crazy…

And of course, the ultimate razor.

Did I miss anything? Yeah, here’s an MTV Awards report that happens to include at the beginning the clip of Sasha Baron Cohen landing ass-up in Eminem’s lap. Yes, he was waxed for the stunt.

Here’s yet another blog on male body hair.

It was an amazing week for male grooming.