The Longhaired Goddess

I suspect I have been contacted by this person before. Based on the fact that they asked about “pictures” I have no doubt it is a guy. Women never ask about pictures.

(2:05:14 AM) debbie_set: hi
(2:06:03 AM) Angelika: hi
(2:06:17 AM) debbie_set: is your salon open?
(2:06:35 AM) Angelika: well, as a matter of fact, I work some ungodly hours
(2:06:59 AM) Angelika: trying to put together some hair fetish sites
(2:07:10 AM) Angelika: are you looking for a makeover?
(2:07:14 AM) debbie_set: where can I find it
(2:07:19 AM) Angelika: the salon?
(2:07:27 AM) Angelika: or should I say, the “salon”?
(2:07:31 AM) debbie_set: yes your virtual salon
(2:08:02 AM) Angelika: well, it currently does not have a web presence, but I have a domain I intend to use for it
(2:08:11 AM) debbie_set: nice
(2:08:46 AM) Angelika: the plan was to put up a virtual salon and a sissy pride site of some sort. I have the domains, haven’t got round to doing anything with them
(2:09:03 AM) Angelika: but if you want to call me, I can give the particulars
(2:09:19 AM) Angelika: but I am getting closer
(2:09:24 AM) Angelika: as I get more things done
(2:09:32 AM) debbie_set: I’m female too hon
(2:09:44 AM) Angelika: really? don’t talk to too many femailes
(2:10:08 AM) debbie_set: and I role play with t girls
(2:10:18 AM) debbie_set: I do their hair
(2:10:31 AM) debbie_set: most of them never reach the dryer
(2:10:53 AM) debbie_set: becausr they have to clean up the mess
(2:11:17 AM) Angelika: they do get excited
(2:11:38 AM) debbie_set: i use pics do you have many pics of sets or perms etc…
(2:13:17 AM) Angelika: actually, no.
(2:13:34 AM) debbie_set: how do you go to work then
(2:14:30 AM) Angelika: what do you mean, go to work?
(2:14:51 AM) debbie_set: when you have a client in your salon
(2:15:02 AM) Angelika: I do phone
(2:15:10 AM) Angelika: I create the experience in words
(2:15:21 AM) debbie_set: I see
(2:16:07 AM) debbie_set: male get excited if they see a woman with rollers or rods in her hair
(2:16:26 AM) Angelika: that is not my demographic
(2:16:43 AM) Angelika: the guys I deal with would much rather see a guy in rollers
(2:17:01 AM) debbie_set: have to go now hon
(2:17:07 AM) debbie_set: talk with you later
(2:17:50 AM) debbie_set: mine want to be a woman
(2:18:16 AM) Angelika: of course
(2:18:33 AM) debbie_set: with nylons and heels on
(2:19:10 AM) Angelika: so what do you do?
(2:19:15 AM) Angelika: I am not understanding
(2:19:22 AM) Angelika: you provide photos and free cyber?
(2:19:41 AM) debbie_set: ydo you want to try it
(2:19:52 AM) Angelika: do I want to try what?
(2:20:07 AM) debbie_set: so you can see how it works
(2:20:11 AM) Angelika: I have no interest in doing cyber, and I don’t work for free
(2:20:30 AM) debbie_set: ok
(2:20:35 AM) debbie_set: bye hon
(2:21:04 AM) Angelika: bye

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A while back I was searching for someone on Yahoo and as part of the search process I made a profile on Yahoo Personals, thinking that somehow doing so would give me sufficient searchable access to their database that I might find the person I was looking for.

I actually didn’t find that person that way, mostly because the setup is designed to prevent people who have not paid $29.99 a month from getting in touch with anybody else. You can look—and the person whose profile you looked at will be notified that you looked. You can send an “icebreaker”, which is a one line message selected from a dropdown menu, basically a message that says little or nothing, but you may send only one of these to a person. Or you can just shell out the big bucks.

What you can’t do is put anything in your profile about the rules. You can’t tell people who are subscribers that yahoo will not let you email them, or will only let you send one “icebreaker”. You can’t say, for instance, “Send me your email and I will get back to you.” You can’t put your email or any other contact info in the profile.

Actually, I did put some contact info in the profile, just in case somebody is really smart, they can figure out what it is and how to use it to get in touch with me. But right here I’m not telling what I did. And so far, nobody’s figured it out yet.

Hey, it’s a test.

I even tried to put a sort of a photo in, but they would not let me add it unless it was a full face shot. Wow, that’s useful on a personals site where you really want women to participate. I’m sure every woman in the country wants her face on your loser site. Especially since they let the guys put photos of their house or pickiup truck.

Yeah, losers. Every guy who has contacted me has some kind of mental disconnect. A guy in the next town emailed me, said he was busy with the holiday. Okay, so I emailed him after the holidays, and he got all pissy, wanting to know who I was and why I was bothering him. Sry, nvr mnd. It’s okay, you smoke, you’re conservative, and your living room looks like it was decorated in the 70’s.

The next guy wanted me to IM him. So I IM’d him day after day, and finally gave up. He got back from his vacation and wanted to know why I hadn’t contacted him. Huh? Wanted my phone number so we could talk. Uh, let’s chat first, okay? Not.

But this guy takes the cake. He probably lives 15 minutes from my home. He is a writing instructor at a college. I like writers. He sent me a brief email:

“Hi I’m fairly intelligent so maybe you’ll give me a try.”

Okay, I sent him an “icebreaker”, figuring maybe he’ll send me his contact info and we can communicate…

“Looking forward to hearing from you again soon…”

…and got this back:

“honey, you’ll have offer more than that to make a connection with me.”

“More than that”? You want me to pay $29.99 for the privilege of emailing you? Just how much do you think you are worth? Have you been single so long that you think women have to pay to chat with men?

Apparently I will have to pay $29.99 if I want to make a connection with him. Or would. But I think I just stopped wanting to. You can call me. That’s $2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum.

Yeah, and watch those capitals.

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Another pointlessly brave male destined to take his self-destructive traits out of the gene pool. I assure you, if he was ours, we would break him of that.

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You Don’t See THIS on Broadway… (TMZ Exclusive)

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The guy who called my Mistress line to swear at me, call me “cocksucker”, bunch of other names. He was confused that I was just laughing at him. But after all, he was paying me $2.59 a minute to entertain me—and not sounding all that sincere, anyway. Sorry, guy. You want to piss somebody off, it will have to be somebody else.

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Which one of you girls put him up to this?

more funny fail pictures at FAIL Blog

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I got a call from a guy who said he found me by this site, which I’ve been neglecting. Not long ago I had to change themes, and didn’t have time to shop for a new one. So it’s been really dreary here. Now I’ve found one that more than makes up for all the dreariness that’s gone by. An attractive blog is much more fun to post in.

So anyway, the guy called me on my 800 number. He was looking for some papering and some gurlifying, and that’s what I did for him. I’m available for a complete range of fantasy feminization services, from makeup, manicure/pedicure, hair, fashion, shaving, right down to painful stuff for pain sluts like waxing and epilation, all the way to permanent body mods like piercing and all sorts of feminizing surgery. Results come out perfect every time! I’ll turn you into the gracious lady, the princess, or the little whore that you’ve been dying to be for so long. Give me a call now!

By the way, everybody’s favorite loser and attention whore is back! He’s got some videos on rude.com that will make you rofl. His user name there is rosco107. You have to see these to believe them.

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This guy needs laser, fast!

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There’s a wannabe sissy who called me ages ago, maybe once, maybe twice. He wanted the sort of public humiliation that goes with being exposed as a drag princess on the big bad web. So I put up a couple of pages and sent him a pay-to-view with the address inside. He paid.

Somewhat later, not having heard from him for a while, I sent him another payment mail. Hey, quality site hosting costs, right? He didn’t respond and I moved the file and didn’t think of it again.

Flash forward. He shows up again, looking for much the same things. He contacted me wanting to buy some sort of graphic design - a frilly, girly thing - because it was his birthday. He didn’t buy anything, but showed me a mistress site where his pic was, and said that she wouldn’t take it down.

Hmm. There’s my loser again, just with a different name. Same old same old. He was surprised that I recognized him. Oh, well, can’t help that I’m smarter than he is. He’ll probably be surprised that I right-clicked to save that photo of him, don’t you think?

Like I said, he’d asked for a design, so I emailed him suggesting that he buy a nice pink email template to use whenever he’s mailing through Niteflirt. He asked if he was going to have to pay. LOLOL, you fucking cheapskate.

Do you work for free? Well, I don’t either.

What happened next? He sent me (and every other Mistress on Niteflirt, apparently) an email asking them what he should shave while he drinks a bottle of beer. And by the way, he told me he’s an English teacher. Look at the creative spelling he uses for the word “razor”. I don’t know if I should be railing more loudly at this point about dumb males, teachers, or dumb male teachers…

And next thing you know, he’s sent me the strangest payment request of all time. You have to read this to believe it.

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He must have hit every cam girl, trying to get a free month’s cam services in exchange for promises of being paid in cash. He’s toned down his message. Previously he was offering girls $100,000, but I guess nobody thought he was for real.

Not sure how he found my IM, since although it is intended to go with this account, I don’t use it for business. Besides which, I don’t do cam. I just thought I’d play with him…

(8:50:24 PM) highheels2008: hello, im nic come from
germany …. if u agree to do now and in fututre too
here in front of cam all i request from u, in exchange
u will get $$$ cash monthly
(8:50:49 PM) Angelika: really?
(8:51:02 PM) highheels2008: yes
(8:51:05 PM) highheels2008: whats ur name?
(8:51:12 PM) Angelika: how do you plan to pay me?
(8:51:38 PM) Angelika: Angelika
(8:51:45 PM) highheels2008: want u here in fron of cam
follow all my orders without time and action limits in
exchange ill send u cash all end of month..tell me how
much $ u need there in month to live
(8:54:05 PM) Angelika: so I give you a month of
unlimited cam and at the end of the month you finally
pay me, no payment method specified?
(8:54:30 PM) highheels2008: send u cash to ur po box
(8:54:30 PM) Angelika: but you have no idea who I am
(8:54:57 PM) highheels2008: do u have a po box?
(8:55:01 PM) Angelika: no
(8:55:21 PM) highheels2008: would u get one for it?
(8:56:22 PM) Angelika: I should pay to get a PO box
just in case you’re going to pay me some of the money
you’d owe me by that time?
(8:57:12 PM) highheels2008: i can finance u the po box
too
(8:57:19 PM) highheels2008: or send direct to ur
adress
(8:57:32 PM) Angelika: sorry, I don’t carry tabs
(8:58:09 PM) Angelika: I can accept credit cards
(8:59:13 PM) highheels2008: i send u cash for this
(8:59:21 PM) highheels2008: dont uss my cc in internet
(8:59:28 PM) Angelika: that’s nicee
(8:59:40 PM) Angelika: I don’t carry tabs
(8:59:48 PM) highheels2008: what means?
(8:59:51 PM) highheels2008: explain
(9:00:00 PM) highheels2008: my english isnt very well
(9:00:44 PM) Angelika: It means I don’t allow people
who owe me money to continue to use my services with
no guarantee of payment. I work for a living, and I
cannot give up paying work for a high risk that I will
go unpaid
(9:01:16 PM) highheels2008: if u agree u get it sure
then i want u here now and in fututre too
(9:02:46 PM) Angelika: that is not a guarantee, it’s
hardly even a promise. and the promise of some
nameless person on the internet, claiming to be a
foreign national, is of no value whatever
(9:03:18 PM) highheels2008: isnt a promise
(9:03:24 PM) highheels2008: if u agree we have our dea
(9:03:26 PM) highheels2008: l
(9:03:28 PM) highheels2008: deal
(9:03:31 PM) highheels2008: ill hold it
(9:04:03 PM) Angelika: If I agree I agree to provide
you with unlimited services for free. I cannot do
that.
(9:04:19 PM) Angelika: your word is worthless to me.
my creditors only accept real money
(9:04:51 PM) highheels2008: dear sorry but i lost over
1000$ paying upfront..so wont doit upfront.. if u
agree to our deal ill hold it and we have our deal
(9:05:31 PM) Angelika: we would have no deal. you
purport to be an anonymous foreigner on the internet
(9:05:57 PM) Angelika: I sign contracts, I take credit
cards, or it is not an agreement
(9:06:12 PM) Angelika: I know you don’t do niteflirt
(9:06:43 PM) highheels2008: no i dont
(9:07:07 PM) Angelika: I know that because all the
girls are talking about you and your scam
(9:07:28 PM) highheels2008: about me?
(9:07:35 PM) Angelika: make me laugh
(9:07:54 PM) highheels2008: explain
(9:08:00 PM) highheels2008: dont understand what u
mean
(9:09:05 PM) Angelika: explain what? you say you want
to get thousands of dollars of sexual services out of
me, services which are always paid honestly when the
service is performed. but you want me to be willing to
do it with only the payment promise of a foreigner
with no credit card
(9:10:24 PM) highheels2008: yes then ill u here in
future too
(9:10:27 PM) highheels2008: but ic
(9:10:28 PM) highheels2008: np
(9:10:31 PM) highheels2008: u wont agree
(9:10:36 PM) highheels2008: so ty for talk about

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