This moron saw these two Hooters waitresses get out of their car at Walmart. He got in their car, found a photo of them in their uniforms, put the photo in his trunk, and got back in their car to wait for them in hiding.

Not being as stupid as the guy, the women trapped him in the car, with the help of employees and bystanders. His excuse?

He was waiting for the girls because “they looked easy” and he had a conservative girlfriend.

Yeah, that’s what he told the police. OMG. (Rolling eyeballs again)

Link

If you’re not, it’s a site where people send in their horrifying customer service experiences. They get turned into blog posts, and perhaps at some later point the big bad mega-corporation contacts them to make things right.

Well, sometimes it doesn’t, but even when it doesn’t happen, it makes for entertaining reading.

But that is neither here nor there. This submission was by a guy who was absolutely outraged by the customer service experience he received. I guess a reading of all the evidence showed that he was his own problem, so he ended up as the bad guy in the story and the poor longsuffering customer service person ended up deserving a medal.

He needs a spanking, really badly.

The post

(2:05:14 AM) debbie_set: hi
(2:06:03 AM) Angelika: hi
(2:06:17 AM) debbie_set: is your salon open?
(2:06:35 AM) Angelika: well, as a matter of fact, I work some ungodly hours
(2:06:59 AM) Angelika: trying to put together some hair fetish sites
(2:07:10 AM) Angelika: are you looking for a makeover?
(2:07:14 AM) debbie_set: where can I find it
(2:07:19 AM) Angelika: the salon?
(2:07:27 AM) Angelika: or should I say, the “salon”?
(2:07:31 AM) debbie_set: yes your virtual salon
(2:08:02 AM) Angelika: well, it currently does not have a web presence, but I have a domain I intend to use for it
(2:08:11 AM) debbie_set: nice
(2:08:46 AM) Angelika: the plan was to put up a virtual salon and a sissy pride site of some sort. I have the domains, haven’t got round to doing anything with them
(2:09:03 AM) Angelika: but if you want to call me, I can give the particulars
(2:09:19 AM) Angelika: but I am getting closer
(2:09:24 AM) Angelika: as I get more things done
(2:09:32 AM) debbie_set: I’m female too hon
(2:09:44 AM) Angelika: really? don’t talk to too many femailes
(2:10:08 AM) debbie_set: and I role play with t girls
(2:10:18 AM) debbie_set: I do their hair
(2:10:31 AM) debbie_set: most of them never reach the dryer
(2:10:53 AM) debbie_set: becausr they have to clean up the mess
(2:11:17 AM) Angelika: they do get excited
(2:11:38 AM) debbie_set: i use pics do you have many pics of sets or perms etc…
(2:13:17 AM) Angelika: actually, no.
(2:13:34 AM) debbie_set: how do you go to work then
(2:14:30 AM) Angelika: what do you mean, go to work?
(2:14:51 AM) debbie_set: when you have a client in your salon
(2:15:02 AM) Angelika: I do phone
(2:15:10 AM) Angelika: I create the experience in words
(2:15:21 AM) debbie_set: I see
(2:16:07 AM) debbie_set: male get excited if they see a woman with rollers or rods in her hair
(2:16:26 AM) Angelika: that is not my demographic
(2:16:43 AM) Angelika: the guys I deal with would much rather see a guy in rollers
(2:17:01 AM) debbie_set: have to go now hon
(2:17:07 AM) debbie_set: talk with you later
(2:17:50 AM) debbie_set: mine want to be a woman
(2:18:16 AM) Angelika: of course
(2:18:33 AM) debbie_set: with nylons and heels on
(2:19:10 AM) Angelika: so what do you do?
(2:19:15 AM) Angelika: I am not understanding
(2:19:22 AM) Angelika: you provide photos and free cyber?
(2:19:41 AM) debbie_set: ydo you want to try it
(2:19:52 AM) Angelika: do I want to try what?
(2:20:07 AM) debbie_set: so you can see how it works
(2:20:11 AM) Angelika: I have no interest in doing cyber, and I don’t work for free
(2:20:30 AM) debbie_set: ok
(2:20:35 AM) debbie_set: bye hon
(2:21:04 AM) Angelika: bye

I actually didn’t find that person that way, mostly because the setup is designed to prevent people who have not paid $29.99 a month from getting in touch with anybody else. You can look—and the person whose profile you looked at will be notified that you looked. You can send an “icebreaker”, which is a one line message selected from a dropdown menu, basically a message that says little or nothing, but you may send only one of these to a person. Or you can just shell out the big bucks.

What you can’t do is put anything in your profile about the rules. You can’t tell people who are subscribers that yahoo will not let you email them, or will only let you send one “icebreaker”. You can’t say, for instance, “Send me your email and I will get back to you.” You can’t put your email or any other contact info in the profile.

Actually, I did put some contact info in the profile, just in case somebody is really smart, they can figure out what it is and how to use it to get in touch with me. But right here I’m not telling what I did. And so far, nobody’s figured it out yet.

Hey, it’s a test.

I even tried to put a sort of a photo in, but they would not let me add it unless it was a full face shot. Wow, that’s useful on a personals site where you really want women to participate. I’m sure every woman in the country wants her face on your loser site. Especially since they let the guys put photos of their house or pickiup truck.

Yeah, losers. Every guy who has contacted me has some kind of mental disconnect. A guy in the next town emailed me, said he was busy with the holiday. Okay, so I emailed him after the holidays, and he got all pissy, wanting to know who I was and why I was bothering him. Sry, nvr mnd. It’s okay, you smoke, you’re conservative, and your living room looks like it was decorated in the 70′s.

The next guy wanted me to IM him. So I IM’d him day after day, and finally gave up. He got back from his vacation and wanted to know why I hadn’t contacted him. Huh? Wanted my phone number so we could talk. Uh, let’s chat first, okay? Not.

But this guy takes the cake. He probably lives 15 minutes from my home. He is a writing instructor at a college. I like writers. He sent me a brief email:

“Hi I’m fairly intelligent so maybe you’ll give me a try.”

Okay, I sent him an “icebreaker”, figuring maybe he’ll send me his contact info and we can communicate…

“Looking forward to hearing from you again soon…”

…and got this back:

“honey, you’ll have offer more than that to make a connection with me.”

“More than that”? You want me to pay $29.99 for the privilege of emailing you? Just how much do you think you are worth? Have you been single so long that you think women have to pay to chat with men?

Apparently I will have to pay $29.99 if I want to make a connection with him. Or would. But I think I just stopped wanting to. You can call me. That’s $2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum.

Yeah, and watch those capitals.

more funny fail pictures at FAIL Blog

So anyway, the guy called me on my 800 number. He was looking for some papering and some gurlifying, and that’s what I did for him. I’m available for a complete range of fantasy feminization services, from makeup, manicure/pedicure, hair, fashion, shaving, right down to painful stuff for pain sluts like waxing and epilation, all the way to permanent body mods like piercing and all sorts of feminizing surgery. Results come out perfect every time! I’ll turn you into the gracious lady, the princess, or the little whore that you’ve been dying to be for so long. Give me a call now!

By the way, everybody’s favorite loser and attention whore is back! He’s got some videos on rude.com that will make you rofl. His user name there is rosco107. You have to see these to believe them.