The guy who called my Mistress line to swear at me, call me “cocksucker”, bunch of other names. He was confused that I was just laughing at him. But after all, he was paying me $2.59 a minute to entertain me—and not sounding all that sincere, anyway. Sorry, guy. You want to piss somebody off, it will have to be somebody else.
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I got a call from a guy who said he found me by this site, which I’ve been neglecting. Not long ago I had to change themes, and didn’t have time to shop for a new one. So it’s been really dreary here. Now I’ve found one that more than makes up for all the dreariness that’s gone by. An attractive blog is much more fun to post in.
So anyway, the guy called me on my 800 number. He was looking for some papering and some gurlifying, and that’s what I did for him. I’m available for a complete range of fantasy feminization services, from makeup, manicure/pedicure, hair, fashion, shaving, right down to painful stuff for pain sluts like waxing and epilation, all the way to permanent body mods like piercing and all sorts of feminizing surgery. Results come out perfect every time! I’ll turn you into the gracious lady, the princess, or the little whore that you’ve been dying to be for so long. Give me a call now!
By the way, everybody’s favorite loser and attention whore is back! He’s got some videos on rude.com that will make you rofl. His user name there is rosco107. You have to see these to believe them.
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He must have hit every cam girl, trying to get a free month’s cam services in exchange for promises of being paid in cash. He’s toned down his message. Previously he was offering girls $100,000, but I guess nobody thought he was for real.
Not sure how he found my IM, since although it is intended to go with this account, I don’t use it for business. Besides which, I don’t do cam. I just thought I’d play with him…
(8:50:24 PM) highheels2008: hello, im nic come from
germany …. if u agree to do now and in fututre too
here in front of cam all i request from u, in exchange
u will get $$$ cash monthly
(8:50:49 PM) Angelika: really?
(8:51:02 PM) highheels2008: yes
(8:51:05 PM) highheels2008: whats ur name?
(8:51:12 PM) Angelika: how do you plan to pay me?
(8:51:38 PM) Angelika: Angelika
(8:51:45 PM) highheels2008: want u here in fron of cam
follow all my orders without time and action limits in
exchange ill send u cash all end of month..tell me how
much $ u need there in month to live
(8:54:05 PM) Angelika: so I give you a month of
unlimited cam and at the end of the month you finally
pay me, no payment method specified?
(8:54:30 PM) highheels2008: send u cash to ur po box
(8:54:30 PM) Angelika: but you have no idea who I am
(8:54:57 PM) highheels2008: do u have a po box?
(8:55:01 PM) Angelika: no
(8:55:21 PM) highheels2008: would u get one for it?
(8:56:22 PM) Angelika: I should pay to get a PO box
just in case you’re going to pay me some of the money
you’d owe me by that time?
(8:57:12 PM) highheels2008: i can finance u the po box
too
(8:57:19 PM) highheels2008: or send direct to ur
adress
(8:57:32 PM) Angelika: sorry, I don’t carry tabs
(8:58:09 PM) Angelika: I can accept credit cards
(8:59:13 PM) highheels2008: i send u cash for this
(8:59:21 PM) highheels2008: dont uss my cc in internet
(8:59:28 PM) Angelika: that’s nicee
(8:59:40 PM) Angelika: I don’t carry tabs
(8:59:48 PM) highheels2008: what means?
(8:59:51 PM) highheels2008: explain
(9:00:00 PM) highheels2008: my english isnt very well
(9:00:44 PM) Angelika: It means I don’t allow people
who owe me money to continue to use my services with
no guarantee of payment. I work for a living, and I
cannot give up paying work for a high risk that I will
go unpaid
(9:01:16 PM) highheels2008: if u agree u get it sure
then i want u here now and in fututre too
(9:02:46 PM) Angelika: that is not a guarantee, it’s
hardly even a promise. and the promise of some
nameless person on the internet, claiming to be a
foreign national, is of no value whatever
(9:03:18 PM) highheels2008: isnt a promise
(9:03:24 PM) highheels2008: if u agree we have our dea
(9:03:26 PM) highheels2008: l
(9:03:28 PM) highheels2008: deal
(9:03:31 PM) highheels2008: ill hold it
(9:04:03 PM) Angelika: If I agree I agree to provide
you with unlimited services for free. I cannot do
that.
(9:04:19 PM) Angelika: your word is worthless to me.
my creditors only accept real money
(9:04:51 PM) highheels2008: dear sorry but i lost over
1000$ paying upfront..so wont doit upfront.. if u
agree to our deal ill hold it and we have our deal
(9:05:31 PM) Angelika: we would have no deal. you
purport to be an anonymous foreigner on the internet
(9:05:57 PM) Angelika: I sign contracts, I take credit
cards, or it is not an agreement
(9:06:12 PM) Angelika: I know you don’t do niteflirt
(9:06:43 PM) highheels2008: no i dont
(9:07:07 PM) Angelika: I know that because all the
girls are talking about you and your scam
(9:07:28 PM) highheels2008: about me?
(9:07:35 PM) Angelika: make me laugh
(9:07:54 PM) highheels2008: explain
(9:08:00 PM) highheels2008: dont understand what u
mean
(9:09:05 PM) Angelika: explain what? you say you want
to get thousands of dollars of sexual services out of
me, services which are always paid honestly when the
service is performed. but you want me to be willing to
do it with only the payment promise of a foreigner
with no credit card
(9:10:24 PM) highheels2008: yes then ill u here in
future too
(9:10:27 PM) highheels2008: but ic
(9:10:28 PM) highheels2008: np
(9:10:31 PM) highheels2008: u wont agree
(9:10:36 PM) highheels2008: so ty for talk about
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Well, yeah, it’s about phone sex, too.
I had a new caller who was looking for a different feminization experience. Of course, that’s why a guy will come to my virtual salon and spa. He’s looking for some aspect of the female experience that a guy just can’t spontaneously experience on his own. Some guys may want to become girls, many want to feel the thrill of having their hair done or being dressed in finery or slutty clothes.
But sometimes they may just want to be pampered. They would love to go in person to a spa for the same services that women luxuriate in - relaxing in the hot pool, facials, massage, makeovers, and so forth. But even though they might find these services at a real brick and mortar spa, they would feel uneasy about being a male customer among females. They would stand out in a very ungirly way.
So back to the customer. I gave him the full virtual spa and salon service, and when I was finished, he was the sexiest girl he could ever have imagined himself being. Hair, makeup, jewelry, shoes, stockings, lingerie - I gave him the works.
But in the virtual salon, I can offer services that wouldn’t fit in with a down-to-earth business. What services, you ask? Well, I was able to pimp him out, to take him to a party where a number of large well-endowed biker friends of mine used him like the sissy faggot cocksucking bitch he has always know he is, deep down inside.
A satisfied customer indeed.
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The new caller sounded unsure that he was speaking to the right girl. I asked if he was looking for a makeover, but he was uncertain. I explained to him about the services I offer: Hair, makeup, help in dressing, all in the fantasy realm. Of course I have ultra high heels in the fantasy salon to fit every girly slut.
But he was having difficulty getting the fantasy to connect with reality enough to jump-start it. What might happen that would get it plausibly rolling?
I told him how I might be taking a leisurely break outside of the salon toward the end of the day. As I have no more clients scheduled, I can chat with passersby. Sure enough, he’s a guy who could use a trim, so in we go.
But first I suggest soaking in the spa in the back room, feeling the air jets and the water jets making his skin sing. The hypnotic perfume rises from the water as I set a glass of champagne next to him, dim the lights, and put on soft music.
All of a sudden it seemed like something he would really want to get sucked into.
He remarked that this didn’t really seem to be a beauty parlor, and it’s not. It’s more like a salon and spa. But the most surprising thing was how hard he fell. He had me rename him with a girly name. He didn’t just want to dress up as a girl and suck cock, he was one of those who really wanted to become a girl, surgery and all. It occurred to me that this is a niche that is seriously underserved in the phone fantasy entertainment biz.
So, it looks like it will no longer be a salon and spa, but a salon, spa, and SRS (sexual reassignment surgery) clinic. All the fantasy medical treatments that might be needed to turn a male into a female will be offered. Just ask! We’ve got it. I will make you the fantasy girl of your dreams!
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A customer who I’d spoken to long ago called and asked for the full spa treatment.
Maybe you know what I mean, maybe you don’t. Just like every lady would, he was looking to get pampered, ending up with a complete makeover and beautification.
I know lots of the girls specialize in insulting guys that are looking for feminization, but the fact is that everybody isn’t looking for humiliation. Some just want to revel in their girly side.
We did the whole nine yards—relaxing in the back room in the marble spa with the gold fixtures, while listening to soft music and sipping champagne, body hair removal, pedicure and manicure, hair extensions and styling an updo, with tendrils around the hairline and curls pinned gracefully on top. And of course, makeup. Then getting him dressed in panties and a bra (natural-like silicone breast forms and all), a corset for that girlish waistline, stockings, heels, and sexy clothes. Last but not least, of course, jewelry and some of that same hypnotic perfume.
I lit him a cigarette, and we smoked together, admiring the graceful swirls of smoke as they rose from the glowing tip.
We went up to my apartment to celebrate, and there he got to try out my new strapon. All in all a very pleasant experience was had by both of us, turning him into the girl he had never realized that he was meant to be.
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I talked to a Norwegian caller. (Love those northern European accents.) He told me about how, as the years go by, he feels more and more like a girl inside, in spite of the fact that he is an extremely masculine-looking guy. He feels helpless, stuck in a role not of his own choosing.
Unfortunately, there’s nothing I can do about that in real life, but in a fantasy, many things are possible.
I took him into the back of my virtual salon, where he was able to slip into the steaming, perfumed water of the marble spa and feel relaxation setting in. As always, I dim the lights and put on some soft music, then set a virtual glass of champagne beside the client.
I offered to shave him and remove all that body hair if he so desired, which he did. He was having a grand time imagining as I slid the sharp razor over his skin, the tingling sensation as that ugly hair was removed, revealing the baby-soft skin he wanted to feel up against his silky lingerie…
Ok, I’m getting ahead of things. We didn’t really get that far. The passion of the moment overtook him during the hair removal, so he’ll have to call back to get the rest of the girlie spa makeover experience.
Looking to be pampered? I can turn you into the girl you always wanted to be! Hair - including virtual color and extensions - pedicure, manicure, makeup, girlie clothing…
Your appointment is coming up soon, and I’m looking forward to it as much as you are. Call me!
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I had a call from a favorite sissy tonight. He stops into my virtual salon once in a while for a complete makeover. Today I asked if he needed to be shaved, and he agreed. But somehow the conversation got away from shaving specifically and waxing came up. He was okay with that, less than 100% enthusiastic, but looking forward to getting smooth.
I talked about the warm hot wax, spreading it on his skin, and pressing the cloth strips into it. He talked about how warm and comfortable it felt, then RIP!!! I tore apart a 12″ strip of velcro.
RIP!!!
RIP!!!
RIP!!!
RIP!!!
We moved up his legs to his thighs, then inner thighs, then up to his cock and balls.
RIP!!!
RIP!!!
RIP!!!
RIP!!!
Actuall y, I probably ripped the strip 40 times. Didn’t that touch a nerve! Those whimpers make for such a fun call!
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I had a call from a favorite sissy last night. Myra comes into the salon to get pampered before going out for a night on the town. Sometimes she has other plans, and sometimes we go out together.
Last night Myra had the full treatment. She soaked in tingly hot water in the spa in the back room, listening to soft music, feeling the gentle rush of the water and air jets while the bubbles and perfume rose from the water.
I shaved Myra completely smooth all over, then toweled her off and wrapped her in a warm, fluffy pink terrycloth robe with matching slippers. While she luxuriated in the attention, I touched up her fingernails. The polish had chipped since the last visit, but the extensions were still long and strong.
I thinned out her eyebrows, then put on some nice slutty makeup including red lipstick and false eyelashes, both de rigeur for a sissy slut out on the town. A slinky black dress, stockings with garters, and heels, and of course, a glossy blond wig that will make Britney Spears insanely jealous the next time she drops out of rehab.
We were in the mood to go someplace nasty, so we went to the dirty bookstory to pimp her out. She was quite the popular girl! We did quite well…
Then we went back to my place and celebrated with a little more fantasy fun.
Has it been too long since your last sissy makeover? Call me for some pampering! I know exactly how to bring out the girl within.
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A couple of months ago I ran into an old co-worker on the street near where we used to work together at a crappy low-paying part-time job. When she asked what I do, I told her. I don’t generally tell people what I do on the side that is really paying my bills, but I said to myself, what the heck.
She was interested, and said she and another former co-worker would be interested in getting involved in phone sex.
Now these are hard luck girls, and while I just know that sometimes somebody is more than partly responsible for their own hard luck, sometimes a change of situation can help somebody take real responsibility for the trajectory of their present situation. In any case, it was April, so I told her that it was a good time to get set up, and I could help her with that.
So I gave her my phone number and took her email address. I sent an email containing some information that would be helpful, and didn’t hear anything. Then about a month later the other girl called and left a message. I got back to her to find that she was considering this, but was worried about it. I suggested we should get on it as soon as possible, if it was what she wanted to do.Another month has passed, and today I got a call from the first woman. She and her girlfriend had had a falling-out, the situation at work was grimmer than ever, and she needed $800 immediately - when could she get started and how much could she make?
Let’s bring it back down to earth. Summers are slow, what with good callers out relaxing in the sun with mai tais on the beach. And it takes a while for a newbie to get established if they want to run their own business. If we’d gotten started 2 months ago, I could have had the two of them set up within a week, but now?
I told her that she needs to find a company to work for in order to start getting paychecks as soon as possible, and if she still wanted to work for herself, we could get it set up, though things would be very slow building up until late fall.
So I asked when I could meet with her to find her a company to work for and get her started on her own.
Well, it looks like she’s too busy this week to see me in either the morning, afternoon, or evening…
Give me a break. You desperately need work but you’re too busy to spend an hour finding it?
No, I will not call you. Let me know when you’re available.
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