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Return of a loser – spiraling into idiocy

angelika — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:30:10 +0000

There’s a wannabe sissy who called me ages ago, maybe once, maybe twice. He wanted the sort of public humiliation that goes with being exposed as a drag princess on the big bad web. So I put up a couple of pages and sent him a pay-to-view with the address inside. He paid.

Somewhat later, not having heard from him for a while, I sent him another payment mail. Hey, quality site hosting costs, right? He didn’t respond and I moved the file and didn’t think of it again.

Flash forward. He shows up again, looking for much the same things. He contacted me wanting to buy some sort of graphic design – a frilly, girly thing – because it was his birthday. He didn’t buy anything, but showed me a mistress site where his pic was, and said that she wouldn’t take it down.

Hmm. There’s my loser again, just with a different name. Same old same old. He was surprised that I recognized him. Oh, well, can’t help that I’m smarter than he is. He’ll probably be surprised that I right-clicked to save that photo of him, don’t you think?

Like I said, he’d asked for a design, so I emailed him suggesting that he buy a nice pink email template to use whenever he’s mailing through Niteflirt. He asked if he was going to have to pay. LOLOL, you fucking cheapskate.

Do you work for free? Well, I don’t either.

What happened next? He sent me (and every other Mistress on Niteflirt, apparently) an email asking them what he should shave while he drinks a bottle of beer. And by the way, he told me he’s an English teacher. Look at the creative spelling he uses for the word “razor”. I don’t know if I should be railing more loudly at this point about dumb males, teachers, or dumb male teachers…

And next thing you know, he’s sent me the strangest payment request of all time. You have to read this to believe it.

Smooth is good, smoother is better

angelika — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:31:48 +0000

I had a call from a favorite sissy tonight. He stops into my virtual salon once in a while for a complete makeover. Today I asked if he needed to be shaved, and he agreed. But somehow the conversation got away from shaving specifically and waxing came up. He was okay with that, less than 100% enthusiastic, but looking forward to getting smooth.

I talked about the warm hot wax, spreading it on his skin, and pressing the cloth strips into it. He talked about how warm and comfortable it felt, then RIP!!! I tore apart a 12″ strip of velcro.

RIP!!!

We moved up his legs to his thighs, then inner thighs, then up to his cock and balls.

RIP!!!

Actuall y, I probably ripped the strip 40 times. Didn’t that touch a nerve! Those whimpers make for such a fun call!

Meet the new blog, same as the old blog!

angelika — Sun, 21 May 2006 19:37:58 +0000

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