So who is selling the table in the photo? Is it a guy or a girl? Click for the answer.
And even more guy-like, it looks like this is representative of some kind of exhibitionist fetish called reflectoporn. Just trying to display their equipment…
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I got a call from a guy who said he found me by this site, which I’ve been neglecting. Not long ago I had to change themes, and didn’t have time to shop for a new one. So it’s been really dreary here. Now I’ve found one that more than makes up for all the dreariness that’s gone by. An attractive blog is much more fun to post in.
So anyway, the guy called me on my 800 number. He was looking for some papering and some gurlifying, and that’s what I did for him. I’m available for a complete range of fantasy feminization services, from makeup, manicure/pedicure, hair, fashion, shaving, right down to painful stuff for pain sluts like waxing and epilation, all the way to permanent body mods like piercing and all sorts of feminizing surgery. Results come out perfect every time! I’ll turn you into the gracious lady, the princess, or the little whore that you’ve been dying to be for so long. Give me a call now!
By the way, everybody’s favorite loser and attention whore is back! He’s got some videos on rude.com that will make you rofl. His user name there is rosco107. You have to see these to believe them.
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This guy needs laser, fast!
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There’s a wannabe sissy who called me ages ago, maybe once, maybe twice. He wanted the sort of public humiliation that goes with being exposed as a drag princess on the big bad web. So I put up a couple of pages and sent him a pay-to-view with the address inside. He paid.
Somewhat later, not having heard from him for a while, I sent him another payment mail. Hey, quality site hosting costs, right? He didn’t respond and I moved the file and didn’t think of it again.
Flash forward. He shows up again, looking for much the same things. He contacted me wanting to buy some sort of graphic design - a frilly, girly thing - because it was his birthday. He didn’t buy anything, but showed me a mistress site where his pic was, and said that she wouldn’t take it down.
Hmm. There’s my loser again, just with a different name. Same old same old. He was surprised that I recognized him. Oh, well, can’t help that I’m smarter than he is. He’ll probably be surprised that I right-clicked to save that photo of him, don’t you think?
Like I said, he’d asked for a design, so I emailed him suggesting that he buy a nice pink email template to use whenever he’s mailing through Niteflirt. He asked if he was going to have to pay. LOLOL, you fucking cheapskate.
Do you work for free? Well, I don’t either.
What happened next? He sent me (and every other Mistress on Niteflirt, apparently) an email asking them what he should shave while he drinks a bottle of beer. And by the way, he told me he’s an English teacher. Look at the creative spelling he uses for the word “razor”. I don’t know if I should be railing more loudly at this point about dumb males, teachers, or dumb male teachers…
And next thing you know, he’s sent me the strangest payment request of all time. You have to read this to believe it.
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He must have hit every cam girl, trying to get a free month’s cam services in exchange for promises of being paid in cash. He’s toned down his message. Previously he was offering girls $100,000, but I guess nobody thought he was for real.
Not sure how he found my IM, since although it is intended to go with this account, I don’t use it for business. Besides which, I don’t do cam. I just thought I’d play with him…
(8:50:24 PM) highheels2008: hello, im nic come from
germany …. if u agree to do now and in fututre too
here in front of cam all i request from u, in exchange
u will get $$$ cash monthly
(8:50:49 PM) Angelika: really?
(8:51:02 PM) highheels2008: yes
(8:51:05 PM) highheels2008: whats ur name?
(8:51:12 PM) Angelika: how do you plan to pay me?
(8:51:38 PM) Angelika: Angelika
(8:51:45 PM) highheels2008: want u here in fron of cam
follow all my orders without time and action limits in
exchange ill send u cash all end of month..tell me how
much $ u need there in month to live
(8:54:05 PM) Angelika: so I give you a month of
unlimited cam and at the end of the month you finally
pay me, no payment method specified?
(8:54:30 PM) highheels2008: send u cash to ur po box
(8:54:30 PM) Angelika: but you have no idea who I am
(8:54:57 PM) highheels2008: do u have a po box?
(8:55:01 PM) Angelika: no
(8:55:21 PM) highheels2008: would u get one for it?
(8:56:22 PM) Angelika: I should pay to get a PO box
just in case you’re going to pay me some of the money
you’d owe me by that time?
(8:57:12 PM) highheels2008: i can finance u the po box
too
(8:57:19 PM) highheels2008: or send direct to ur
adress
(8:57:32 PM) Angelika: sorry, I don’t carry tabs
(8:58:09 PM) Angelika: I can accept credit cards
(8:59:13 PM) highheels2008: i send u cash for this
(8:59:21 PM) highheels2008: dont uss my cc in internet
(8:59:28 PM) Angelika: that’s nicee
(8:59:40 PM) Angelika: I don’t carry tabs
(8:59:48 PM) highheels2008: what means?
(8:59:51 PM) highheels2008: explain
(9:00:00 PM) highheels2008: my english isnt very well
(9:00:44 PM) Angelika: It means I don’t allow people
who owe me money to continue to use my services with
no guarantee of payment. I work for a living, and I
cannot give up paying work for a high risk that I will
go unpaid
(9:01:16 PM) highheels2008: if u agree u get it sure
then i want u here now and in fututre too
(9:02:46 PM) Angelika: that is not a guarantee, it’s
hardly even a promise. and the promise of some
nameless person on the internet, claiming to be a
foreign national, is of no value whatever
(9:03:18 PM) highheels2008: isnt a promise
(9:03:24 PM) highheels2008: if u agree we have our dea
(9:03:26 PM) highheels2008: l
(9:03:28 PM) highheels2008: deal
(9:03:31 PM) highheels2008: ill hold it
(9:04:03 PM) Angelika: If I agree I agree to provide
you with unlimited services for free. I cannot do
that.
(9:04:19 PM) Angelika: your word is worthless to me.
my creditors only accept real money
(9:04:51 PM) highheels2008: dear sorry but i lost over
1000$ paying upfront..so wont doit upfront.. if u
agree to our deal ill hold it and we have our deal
(9:05:31 PM) Angelika: we would have no deal. you
purport to be an anonymous foreigner on the internet
(9:05:57 PM) Angelika: I sign contracts, I take credit
cards, or it is not an agreement
(9:06:12 PM) Angelika: I know you don’t do niteflirt
(9:06:43 PM) highheels2008: no i dont
(9:07:07 PM) Angelika: I know that because all the
girls are talking about you and your scam
(9:07:28 PM) highheels2008: about me?
(9:07:35 PM) Angelika: make me laugh
(9:07:54 PM) highheels2008: explain
(9:08:00 PM) highheels2008: dont understand what u
mean
(9:09:05 PM) Angelika: explain what? you say you want
to get thousands of dollars of sexual services out of
me, services which are always paid honestly when the
service is performed. but you want me to be willing to
do it with only the payment promise of a foreigner
with no credit card
(9:10:24 PM) highheels2008: yes then ill u here in
future too
(9:10:27 PM) highheels2008: but ic
(9:10:28 PM) highheels2008: np
(9:10:31 PM) highheels2008: u wont agree
(9:10:36 PM) highheels2008: so ty for talk about
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Honestly, they spend so much time thinking with the wrong brain. It’s amazing they ever get anything done in this life.
Here’s a loser for ya. Take him. Please…as a woman with a mindset like Henny Youngman’s might have said. But who would want such a loser?
He forgot to get photos taken of himself in thigh-high fishnet stockings and a corset. Wouldn’t he look cute like that? No, I didn’t think so either. He would look really, really silly.
It’s a small world. What do you suppose the chances are that he will be the talk of his town really soon? Do you suppose anybody made screenshots of the page so they can save it for posterity and repost when he leasts expects it?
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Well, yeah, it’s about phone sex, too.
I had a new caller who was looking for a different feminization experience. Of course, that’s why a guy will come to my virtual salon and spa. He’s looking for some aspect of the female experience that a guy just can’t spontaneously experience on his own. Some guys may want to become girls, many want to feel the thrill of having their hair done or being dressed in finery or slutty clothes.
But sometimes they may just want to be pampered. They would love to go in person to a spa for the same services that women luxuriate in - relaxing in the hot pool, facials, massage, makeovers, and so forth. But even though they might find these services at a real brick and mortar spa, they would feel uneasy about being a male customer among females. They would stand out in a very ungirly way.
So back to the customer. I gave him the full virtual spa and salon service, and when I was finished, he was the sexiest girl he could ever have imagined himself being. Hair, makeup, jewelry, shoes, stockings, lingerie - I gave him the works.
But in the virtual salon, I can offer services that wouldn’t fit in with a down-to-earth business. What services, you ask? Well, I was able to pimp him out, to take him to a party where a number of large well-endowed biker friends of mine used him like the sissy faggot cocksucking bitch he has always know he is, deep down inside.
A satisfied customer indeed.
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The new caller sounded unsure that he was speaking to the right girl. I asked if he was looking for a makeover, but he was uncertain. I explained to him about the services I offer: Hair, makeup, help in dressing, all in the fantasy realm. Of course I have ultra high heels in the fantasy salon to fit every girly slut.
But he was having difficulty getting the fantasy to connect with reality enough to jump-start it. What might happen that would get it plausibly rolling?
I told him how I might be taking a leisurely break outside of the salon toward the end of the day. As I have no more clients scheduled, I can chat with passersby. Sure enough, he’s a guy who could use a trim, so in we go.
But first I suggest soaking in the spa in the back room, feeling the air jets and the water jets making his skin sing. The hypnotic perfume rises from the water as I set a glass of champagne next to him, dim the lights, and put on soft music.
All of a sudden it seemed like something he would really want to get sucked into.
He remarked that this didn’t really seem to be a beauty parlor, and it’s not. It’s more like a salon and spa. But the most surprising thing was how hard he fell. He had me rename him with a girly name. He didn’t just want to dress up as a girl and suck cock, he was one of those who really wanted to become a girl, surgery and all. It occurred to me that this is a niche that is seriously underserved in the phone fantasy entertainment biz.
So, it looks like it will no longer be a salon and spa, but a salon, spa, and SRS (sexual reassignment surgery) clinic. All the fantasy medical treatments that might be needed to turn a male into a female will be offered. Just ask! We’ve got it. I will make you the fantasy girl of your dreams!
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A customer who I’d spoken to long ago called and asked for the full spa treatment.
Maybe you know what I mean, maybe you don’t. Just like every lady would, he was looking to get pampered, ending up with a complete makeover and beautification.
I know lots of the girls specialize in insulting guys that are looking for feminization, but the fact is that everybody isn’t looking for humiliation. Some just want to revel in their girly side.
We did the whole nine yards—relaxing in the back room in the marble spa with the gold fixtures, while listening to soft music and sipping champagne, body hair removal, pedicure and manicure, hair extensions and styling an updo, with tendrils around the hairline and curls pinned gracefully on top. And of course, makeup. Then getting him dressed in panties and a bra (natural-like silicone breast forms and all), a corset for that girlish waistline, stockings, heels, and sexy clothes. Last but not least, of course, jewelry and some of that same hypnotic perfume.
I lit him a cigarette, and we smoked together, admiring the graceful swirls of smoke as they rose from the glowing tip.
We went up to my apartment to celebrate, and there he got to try out my new strapon. All in all a very pleasant experience was had by both of us, turning him into the girl he had never realized that he was meant to be.
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