Ultimate sissy salon and spa concept

Join Niteflirt and call me!The new caller sounded unsure that he was speaking to the right girl. I asked if he was looking for a makeover, but he was uncertain. I explained to him about the services I offer: Hair, makeup, help in dressing, all in the fantasy realm. Of course I have ultra high heels in the fantasy salon to fit every girly slut.

But he was having difficulty getting the fantasy to connect with reality enough to jump-start it. What might happen that would get it plausibly rolling?

I told him how I might be taking a leisurely break outside of the salon toward the end of the day. As I have no more clients scheduled, I can chat with passersby. Sure enough, he’s a guy who could use a trim, so in we go.

But first I suggest soaking in the spa in the back room, feeling the air jets and the water jets making his skin sing. The hypnotic perfume rises from the water as I set a glass of champagne next to him, dim the lights, and put on soft music.

All of a sudden it seemed like something he would really want to get sucked into.

He remarked that this didn’t really seem to be a beauty parlor, and it’s not. It’s more like a salon and spa. But the most surprising thing was how hard he fell. He had me rename him with a girly name. He didn’t just want to dress up as a girl and suck cock, he was one of those who really wanted to become a girl, surgery and all. It occurred to me that this is a niche that is seriously underserved in the phone fantasy entertainment biz.

So, it looks like it will no longer be a salon and spa, but a salon, spa, and SRS (sexual reassignment surgery) clinic. All the fantasy medical treatments that might be needed to turn a male into a female will be offered. Just ask! We’ve got it. I will make you the fantasy girl of your dreams!


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Full day at the spa

Join Niteflirt and call me!A customer who I’d spoken to long ago called and asked for the full spa treatment.

Maybe you know what I mean, maybe you don’t. Just like every lady would, he was looking to get pampered, ending up with a complete makeover and beautification.

I know lots of the girls specialize in insulting guys that are looking for feminization, but the fact is that everybody isn’t looking for humiliation. Some just want to revel in their girly side.

We did the whole nine yards—relaxing in the back room in the marble spa with the gold fixtures, while listening to soft music and sipping champagne, body hair removal, pedicure and manicure, hair extensions and styling an updo, with tendrils around the hairline and curls pinned gracefully on top. And of course, makeup. Then getting him dressed in panties and a bra (natural-like silicone breast forms and all), a corset for that girlish waistline, stockings, heels, and sexy clothes. Last but not least, of course, jewelry and some of that same hypnotic perfume.

I lit him a cigarette, and we smoked together, admiring the graceful swirls of smoke as they rose from the glowing tip.

We went up to my apartment to celebrate, and there he got to try out my new strapon. All in all a very pleasant experience was had by both of us, turning him into the girl he had never realized that he was meant to be.


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Really, really dumb spam

Join Niteflirt and call me!Note: it is safe to follow the link to a BBC story (ca. 2000) about a plane crash with no survivors.

From: “Rita Charles”
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Subject: Good day beloved
Date: Mon, 8 Oct 2007 13:53:26 +0100

Good day beloved

View more information via the following website: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

After going through your profile through internet i decided to contact you for assistance for distribution of my inheritance. My name is Mrs. Rita Charles Wood; I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain I have decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 7 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who perished in the flight AF4590 Concorde crash.

I have used part of the money my husband deposited in Kuwait to build orphanage home in Benin Republic and financed many charity homes/organization in Sudan where people has been ravaged my war before I was stopped by my husband’s relatives whose interest is to misuse these funds. Now my situation has gone so bad that I can no longer continue this work coupled with the aggression from my brother in-laws. But most fortunately, a deposit my late husband made in my name in a bank which I wanted to continue the charity work is still untraced by them.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,500,000 (ten million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the Motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my husband’s relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. I have contacted my legal consultant and tell him that I have WILLED ($10,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless. I will directive you further after hearing from you.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don’t want my husband relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

please kindly send me your contact details as follow so that my attorney can use the information for the change of the account ownership
1. Full name
2. Phone and fax number
3. Address /country
4. Your age and current occupation
Regards,
Rita Charles (Mrs.)

I’ve only ever received this “you’re a good christian, so I’ll trust you to do good works with my wealth after I die” email on phone sex accounts. Don’t you think it might be a more effective scam if they sent it to people who actually consider themselves to be good christians?


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A new gurl

Join Niteflirt and call me!I talked to a Norwegian caller. (Love those northern European accents.) He told me about how, as the years go by, he feels more and more like a girl inside, in spite of the fact that he is an extremely masculine-looking guy. He feels helpless, stuck in a role not of his own choosing.

Unfortunately, there’s nothing I can do about that in real life, but in a fantasy, many things are possible.

I took him into the back of my virtual salon, where he was able to slip into the steaming, perfumed water of the marble spa and feel relaxation setting in. As always, I dim the lights and put on some soft music, then set a virtual glass of champagne beside the client.

I offered to shave him and remove all that body hair if he so desired, which he did. He was having a grand time imagining as I slid the sharp razor over his skin, the tingling sensation as that ugly hair was removed, revealing the baby-soft skin he wanted to feel up against his silky lingerie…

Ok, I’m getting ahead of things. We didn’t really get that far. The passion of the moment overtook him during the hair removal, so he’ll have to call back to get the rest of the girlie spa makeover experience.

Looking to be pampered? I can turn you into the girl you always wanted to be! Hair - including virtual color and extensions - pedicure, manicure, makeup, girlie clothing…

Your appointment is coming up soon, and I’m looking forward to it as much as you are. Call me!


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Sugasm #72

Sugasm #72

 

Sugasm #72

Mon 26th Mar, 07

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #73? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks

Big-Titted Muses (http://middleurge.blogspot.com)

“In the span of fifteen seconds, these two lovers instantly own the room, the camera, the cock.”

Make it happen (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)

“Dip two strawberries in the chocolate, eat one and feed me the other.”

Water, Water Everywhere… (http://thismuse.blogspot.com)

“He pauses there, feeling the weight in his hands, then soaps my breasts, rubbing the nipples between his fingers and thumb.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself

Nathalie Portman is Naked (http://sugarbank.com)

Editor’s Choice

Control (http://lafillemariee.blogspot.com)

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NSFW Pics (& videos)

Bathtub #2 HNT (http://stealthbombshell.blogspot.com)

Cockslut Column #8 (http://themilfblog.blogspot.com)

Jamie Lynn Nude (http://eroticandy.blogspot.com)

Nikki benz episode 6 (http://boobfixxx.com)

Oh these college girls (http://myhotbox.blogspot.com)

Pretty In Pink (http://fourstate.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

Always a Junkie (http://onlyamirage.blogspot.com)

The Blind Leading the Deaf (http://talktovanessa.com)

The Early Days of Porn (http://wanklog.blogspot.com)

Fears and Tears (http://lastbreath.wordpress.com)

Female Genital Mutilation vs. Hoodectomy (http://trishwilson.typepad.com/blog)

More Sex Sometimes Leads to More Sex (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)

Skin on Skin (http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)

Sex Advice

Ask Evil Baby! (http://secretbrain.blogspot.com)

Reader Says: Ack! Ex Wants To Be Friends! What Now? (http://smutandsteff.com)

Sex Work

Sex Work and Society (http://www.principalquattrano.com)

Smooth is good, Smoother is better (http://www.longhairedgoddess.com/blog)

BDSM & Fetish

Amber (Part Six) April Fool’s (http://buttocksblog.blogspot.com)

Big O’s (http://sweatshopsissy.wordpress.com)

Do as you please with me Sir, i am yours (http://pixiepie.wordpress.com)

Exposed (http://www.timidboy.com)

Happy HNT - Hearts and fetish (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)

Just Rope (http://pandorablake.blogspot.com)

Meeboguest G confesses: “I suck his cock” (http://anawtymouz.blogspot.com)

Whispers (http://pick-up-pieces.blogspot.com)

Sex Reviews

A Few of My Favorite Naughty Things Part II (http://www.taratainton.com)

Love Honey Toys Review (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)

Vibrating Feeldoe Review (http://stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)

Web Cam Girls for Live Chat (http://www.connectbycam.com/blog)

Erotic Writing and Experiences

After his date. (http://dirtylittlecockslut.blogspot.com)

Another moment of promise. (http://celebrateyournaughtiness.blogspot.com)

Ball Games (http://confessions112.blogspot.com)

Catch Me Off Guard (http://designingintimacy.blogspot.com)

Country Bar Bull Pickup (http://watchingmywife.blogspot.com)

First Time pt. 4 (http://kislee.naughtyblog.net)

Fuckmaker’s Paradise (http://ilichenyou.blogspot.com)

A Love Triangle (http://sharedcindy.blogspot.com)

The Soap Job (http://erotischism.blogspot.com)

Three Way (http://eroticjournals.blogspot.com)

A Tiny Bed (http://femmefataleteen.blogspot.com)

Until It Was Time For More (http://bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)

Sex & Politics

Living in Sin (http://deliciously-naughty.typepad.com)

Real Amateur College Porn (But Not How You Think) (http://mikeymongol.blogspot.com)

Jamie Lynn pic courtesy of ErotiCandy Blog.


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Smooth is good, smoother is better

Call me!I had a call from a favorite sissy tonight. He stops into my virtual salon once in a while for a complete makeover. Today I asked if he needed to be shaved, and he agreed. But somehow the conversation got away from shaving specifically and waxing came up. He was okay with that, less than 100% enthusiastic, but looking forward to getting smooth.

I talked about the warm hot wax, spreading it on his skin, and pressing the cloth strips into it. He talked about how warm and comfortable it felt, then RIP!!! I tore apart a 12″ strip of velcro.

RIP!!!

RIP!!!

RIP!!!

RIP!!!

We moved up his legs to his thighs, then inner thighs, then up to his cock and balls.

RIP!!!

RIP!!!

RIP!!!

RIP!!!

Actuall y, I probably ripped the strip 40 times. Didn’t that touch a nerve! Those whimpers make for such a fun call!


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Sugasm #70

Sugasm #70

 

Sugasm #70

Mon 12th Mar, 07

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #71? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks

You’re So Dirty When You’re Clean. ( http://middleurge.blogspot.com)

“The side of your hand slipping along her pussy lips. Her laugh, a mix of I-knew-it and do-that-more.”

Before ( http://thismuse.blogspot.com)

“Condoms and lube go into the bedside drawer next to the Bible. Purse into the drawer with clothes, whore-bag into the closet with my street shoes.”

Rude Bits: Tracy Quan on the Raunch Debate (http://susiebright.blogs.com)

“If someone is making money off your body, you should too.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself

Sex Mad(ness) (http://sugarbank.com)

Editor’s Choice

The art of pegs (some artistic CBT) ( http://mistress160.blogspot.com)

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NSFW Pics (& videos)

Heart Panties HNT ( http://stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)

Hillary scott episode 4 ( http://boobfixxx.com)

Just Teen Site’s Latest Nude Photo and Video (http://www.taratainton.com )

Light’s Out! ( http://buttocksblog.blogspot.com)

Veronika Zemanova Nude ( http://eroticandy.blogspot.com)

Sexual Poetry

Free verse smut ( http://kislee.naughtyblog.net)

Keys ( http://curious-grl.blogspot.com)

Poem: “International Women’s Day” ( http://porno-poet.livejournal.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

Confessors and Confessions ( http://aslipofagirl.blogspot.com)

Flesh is Light, Volume One ( http://humpjones.com)

Fuck Me, Daddy and Other Lessons (Part Two) ( http://www.sex-kitten.net)

A Fuck Superlative: Coming Together (http://brooklynrake.blogspot.com)

Hello, it’s Me, Again! ( http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)

Once a Junkie… ( http://onlyamirage.blogspot.com)

Release ( http://sarawinters.blogspot.com)

Well, at least I have some good sexy thoughts anyways… (http://ladycalliah.wordpress.com )

Why I don’t do Myspace ( http://www.longhairedgoddess.com/blog )

Sex and Politics

GOPorn: Smut and the American Conservative ( http://mikeymongol.blogspot.com)

The Plot Thickens ( http://radicalvixen.com/blog)

Teacher Fired over Porn Pop Ups ( http://deliciously-naughty.typepad.com)

BDSM & Fetish

A Confession ( http://lestatsdragons.blogspot.com)

Fake Spanking Filmmakers ( http://adelehaze.com)

Fetish ( http://lonelyhouse.wordpress.com)

Happy HNT - Nipple clamp torture ( http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)

The Ideal Fantasy School ( http://www.spankingwriters.com/blog)

Instant Replay ( http://pandorablake.blogspot.com)

Isabella’s Eyes - Part XV ( http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

Sharing ( http://drtycplinva.blogspot.com)

Y is for yes please ( http://redvelvetropeburn.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences

5 Questions - A house in the country - Part One ( http://gentlygently.blogspot.com )

Afternoon Delight (part 2) ( http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)

A Fish Story ( http://blog.myspace.com/tit_elation)

Just one hour to fuck ( http://lastbreath.wordpress.com)

A Little Anal ( http://ilichenyou.blogspot.com)

The long tease (http://marriageishot.blogspot.com)

Love Runs Hot ( http://dopaminedreamsoverflow.blogspot.com)

Message Received ( http://bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)

My girlfriend the stripper, part 6 ( http://erotischism.blogspot.com)

Snowbound ( http://joeheather.blogspot.com)

A Soft Romance ( http://eroticjournals.blogspot.com)

Vanilla spicy ( http://junohenry.wordpress.com)

Veronika Zemanova pic courtesy of ErotiCandy Blog.


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Why I don’t do Myspace

Join Niteflirt and call me!With all the MySpace controversy in the media, the author does an excellent job explaining why the typical person might not want to start a MySpace profile (how many people haven’t yet?).

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So now I’ll tell you why I avoid Myspace.

To begin with, I was never really inclined to hang out on Myspace, which seems to be absolutely full of people I have nothing whatever in common with. And since I do phone sex, it seems like there’s never enough time to do what you want to do and you need to do. Why waste my time with something that I’m not interested in and which has no potential for business?

A couple of summers ago I was hanging around the house doing phone sex and whatnot. I got IM’d by a guy from out of the blue. He wanted to chat, and chat a lot - ask me sometime what I think about guys who think you have so little to do that you’ll want to chat with them for endless hours. Guys like this tend to fall in love with any girl who will chat back. I think it has to do with being socially disabled, or maybe it just has to do with being a guy, but I digress.

One day he finally convinced me to put up a Myspace profile so I could read his profile and blog. And he convinced me to put up a pic, not exactly a photo like the one you see here, but a pic of my hair from behind. I had this feeling that I was going to get unwanted attention, and most of it was going to be from guys who I was very unlikely to have anything in common with. My thesis here is that it is impossible to judge compatibility based on a small pic, but that doesn’t stop them from trying.

Anyway, he was convinced we were some kind of “soul mates”. Since he just loved long hair, I thouught maybe he’d located me randomly through some sort of yahoo hair group or hair forum I belonged to. Oops, it was random, but actually it was a lot more random than that. He found my yahoo profile with no information but my age and gender in it, and decided based on the decidedly code-like name I had chosen that we were meant for each other.

So I tried to start a profile, but Myspace was not cooperating. It just wasn’t working the way it was supposed to. I ended up trying multiple emails before I was able to create one. Then I tried to upload a photo, and it was, again, not cooperating. Things were going really slow. It didn’t help, of course, that he was sending me two IMs a minute demanding that I update him on my progress. It must have taken an hour and a half if not two hours for me to finish it, all the while trillian sending me those annoying little bleeps about messages arriving.

So finally I’m all done, and I started reading his profile and blog. He posted pictures of him and his wife and kids staying with her family on vacation. Turns out he’s married, but he doesn’t love his wife, and she doesn’t satisfy him. Huh? You put this on the Internet for everybody in the world to see? What were you thinking, that this would make you a chick magnet?

He had learned a bit about long hair from what I’d told him, and he started lecturing to me as if he was my daddy or hairdresser or something. I was really getting annoyed, so I just put him on permanent invisible.

You know, that doesn’t stop somebody from IMing you, but I ignored them and finally they went away. What didn’t go away was the spam from him. Between fundamentalist religious propaganda and heart string plucking pleading to “email everyone you know about this story, they need to get as many emails as they can!” for some hoax, the email just kept on coming.

Finally, after about a year, he IM’d me again. He told me he was divorced now, because his wife wouldn’t “take care of” him. He was clearly thinking of picking up where he thought we left off. I told him flatout that I do phone sex for a living, and it didn’t seem to register. He asked me if I’d “ever had a man.” Umm, you’re not listening. YOU’RE NOT LISTENING, ASSHOLE! This time my messenger client allowed me to block him.

I hardly ever get an email invitation to join a social networking website from him anymore. Guess he’s still holding the flame for me.


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Pampering in the salon

My beautiful faceI had a call from a favorite sissy last night. Myra comes into the salon to get pampered before going out for a night on the town. Sometimes she has other plans, and sometimes we go out together.

Last night Myra had the full treatment. She soaked in tingly hot water in the spa in the back room, listening to soft music, feeling the gentle rush of the water and air jets while the bubbles and perfume rose from the water.

I shaved Myra completely smooth all over, then toweled her off and wrapped her in a warm, fluffy pink terrycloth robe with matching slippers. While she luxuriated in the attention, I touched up her fingernails. The polish had chipped since the last visit, but the extensions were still long and strong.

I thinned out her eyebrows, then put on some nice slutty makeup including red lipstick and false eyelashes, both de rigeur for a sissy slut out on the town. A slinky black dress, stockings with garters, and heels, and of course, a glossy blond wig that will make Britney Spears insanely jealous the next time she drops out of rehab.

We were in the mood to go someplace nasty, so we went to the dirty bookstory to pimp her out. She was quite the popular girl! We did quite well…

Then we went back to my place and celebrated with a little more fantasy fun.

Has it been too long since your last sissy makeover? Call me for some pampering! I know exactly how to bring out the girl within.


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Passing the test, ready to go

My beautiful faceOk, great, it works! I upgraded this blog before realizing that there was a logjam on my server, due to some sort of a security compromise on the most recently released version. When it finally updated (several hours later), the blog was broken. I had to delete it, boohoo, but the database is still there, so all I’ll need to do is fix up the template and I’m back in business.

I’ve been taking so many calls, and I started to think, why not start updating this blog again? What a shame to waste such kinky stuff…


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