From: xxxxxxxxRick Block
Subject: hi
Date: 6/25/2006 6:20 AM
u use yahoo...and can u cum know
My response:
I am speechless, Rick. And apparently, so are you.
Subject: advice
Date:
10/1/2005 11:10 AM
Hi,
I saw your listing, and webpage,
and you seem intelligent and open-minded.
I'm seeking advice for a
strange and terrible problem.
I'm trying to live a pure, celibate
lifestyle until I get married someday. Some friends in a church men's
group told me masturbation makes it worse, so i've been avoiding that. But
is there anything a guy can do to cope with the cramping, the obsessive
sex thoughts, the sweating, the restlessness, the ache in the loins? Is
there a medication that can help? It's so bad that sometimes I just
ejaculate spontaneously in my pants, out of nowhere. And several weeks
ago, I'd been watching a sexy show on television and was on the brink of
spontaneously ejaculating in my pants, when a female friend stopped by.
She was wearing short shorts and I lost control. I ended unzipping my
pants and grabbing her and rubbing my penis against her legs and
ejaculating all over her legs. Now she won't talk to me unless I get help.
If you have any ideas on how I can keep from becoming a perverse freak,
let me know and I'll call.).
Thanks,
Chuck
Subject:
Re: advice
Date: 10/1/2005 12:36 PM
Amount: $10.00
The solution to your problem is so simple that I am surprised even you did not
think of it.
Oh, my goodness, Chuck. You poor creature. What a
strange and terrible problem. But you're in luck, I know exactly what you
need to solve your problem. I'm offline now as I'm heading out to run some
errands, but you can call me later for the guidance you will be needing to
work your way out of this crisis.
Lady Angelica
The boy needs a Mistress to give him puppy
training.
To:
lady_angelica@longhairedgoddess.com
Subject: welcome
Date: Sat 09/03/05 05:53 PM
hello dear ms,
i am ayman from palestine need to meet you fastlly so send to me all information about
you
Ummm...ew
From: hardonexxx
Subject: My boyfriend
Date: 5/3/2006 4:40 PM
I want my boyfriend to call you. He is my bitch. I own him and I told him to give you a call when you respond to this e-mail . He knows that I am writing you and telling you want I want you to do to him. He needs to be told what to do and how to do it. I want you to treat him like the little man whore he is and tell him to stroke his cock for you. Make him start off slow and gentle and speed up to fast and hard. When he starts to moan like the little slut he is I want you to tell him to stop. Do not allow him to cum. Make him repeat this at least three times. He will start to beg you to allow him to cum. Make him lay on his back with his legs up in the air and shoot his cum into his own mouth. Or. Make him shoot is somewhere. A plate. The floor, and lick it all up. He is expecting a reply from you to let him know to call. He will follow your orders just be sure to treat him like the little slut he is from the time he calls. Thanks
His name is Mike
Sure. A woman with the Membername 'hardone' wants me to have her boyfriend do a forced masturbation scene. Just another wanker.
From: davidxxxx
Subject: lets fuck
Date: 3/23/2006 7:38 PM
Dam u r so hot u make me so horny and hard I wanna call u so bad but can u send me a few free minutes first so I can get to know u then I will pay and leave good feedback, promis c ya
Why do I find this a less than enticing offer?
From: Gregxxxx
Subject: i want to come to ur office
Date: 5/3/2006 5:45 PM
i want you to dominate me like the little man i am, i try and call you, but it wont let me add money to my account, it would be greatly appreciated if you could send me a free minute or 2, just think of how much you can dominate me when we talk, thanks sexy
It won't 'let' him add money to your account, so he wants me to dominate him for free, for all of a minute? Well doesn't that sound like a quality session!
From: EngrXXXXXXKelvin
Subject: Await your response.
Date: 2/10/2006 9:22 PM
Dear Sylvie,
His good i recomed you about the speech been given about you but i don't really know ifthat is true.
Sylvie i'm contacting you on the beauty pargent coming out in the face of African and a fashion show, i want to know how old are you and are you fit to do it because you will be require to come down to Nigeria on free ticket.
Await your response.
Don't hold your breath.
From: Leolovesbustygxrls
Subject: Wanting to cum all over your perfect tits
Date: 3/3/2006 3:53 AM
Baby,
Imagine you are lying on your dining room table...head at the end, and as I am straddled over you, fucking your tits...you suddenly have a big tit pressed into your mouth...your neighbour has seen us through the patio door, and has let herself in...leaning over you, she places a big tit in your mouth...and begins to suck and pull on your hard nipples...
Every once in a while, she spreads your tits apart, leting my cock spring up, to be caught in her wet mouth...so she can deep throat me...and keep me lubricated ...
Now I am so hard...I am going to explode...and your dildo is so wet in your pussy...I begin to spray my load, all over your tits, her face and some shoots between your tits and her face, coating her tit...cum dripping down her tit into your mouth as you suck on her hard nipples....
Could you send me 5 free minutes to let us share this fantasy together? I hope you will enjoy it as much as me! And I will leave an outstanding 5-star rating if you cum with me.
Leo.
Can't figure how I was able to resist this one.
From: imadxxxx Block
Subject: HI SWEETIE
Date: 10/22/2005 11:16 PM
HI SEETIE, MEGUSTA CONOCERTE
LLAMAME SOY EN MIAMI
PATRICK 786.271017
For those of you who do not understand Spanish, this is a guy who wants to meet me and is telling me to call him on his home phone number. There's a digit missing there, so kind of hard for me to do it, even if I was really on Niteflirt trolling for a boyfriend.