The Longhaired Goddess

Words fail me.

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Take two, they’re small.

You never know what will come of it.

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Usually it’s pointless. But hey, I guess I was able to make something of this…

Hi,

I’m Iris. (this is not my real name btw) (no shit, I didn’t know spambots even had a name) I am from Hamburg Germany. So excuse my english. I know it’s not perfect!

This is my first post here…(and the only one anyone will ever read) I would like to tell a little about myself. (If you want to tell a little about you, then please reply to this post.)(Don’t bother)

I am 26 years old, I love travelling and esspecially to cities! My last visit was to New York. It was my first time there. AMAZING!
My favorite city to travel to is Amsterdam. So much freedom there!! (Oh my goodness, a spambot that travels! I am soo impressed…)

Besides travelling I have a little strange hobby…

I love to review vibrators!

So if any of you wnat some advice about a vibrator, visit my vibrator site.

I will be posting more about myself in the coming weeks! That’s what you think.)

So Please dont hesitate to visit my (link removed) blog!

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Iris

Kissy kissy to you, too, Iris. And don’t forget to check out my pyrex glass sex toy site. You’ll love them!

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…shows that they are more effective than male politicians. They are better leaders because they get more of the stuff they’re supposed to get done done.

The study corrected for gender-seniority, since women politicians often have shorter careers in politics, and minority status. But dang, they were just more effective at serving their constituents.

How could that be?

Well maybe, just maybe they were spending their time doing the jobs they were elected to do instead of letting power go to their heads and spending their time in gamesmanship and the quest for ever-increasing personal wealth. Maybe they were feeling responsible to their constituents instead of lobbyists.

Eh, who knows? But keep an eye on that.

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I’ve been asked several times recently whether I believe in “female supremacy”. I sense that there is some confusion on the difference between “female superiority” and “female supremacy”, so I want to make sure you understand the difference before I begin enforcement of my definitions of the terms.

Haha… But seriously.

Female Superiority

I view “female superiority” as the natural state of things. In most human strengths, females are superior. They have a higher verbal intelligence, which means they can read and comprehend better, write better, and speak better. Given the same training, they have better endurance. They have a higher tolerance for pain when indisposed, thanks to nature’s preparing them for childbirth. Not only does everybody know that males are a bunch of wusses when they are sick, but it has been scientifically proven.

Females are more mature and stable emotionally. They form alliances with others so they have more emotional support when they need it.

They don’t do stupid risky things like males do for fun, so they have a lower death rate, even if this is Mother Nature’s way of thinning the herd of males without good survival instincts.

Females are less driven by their hormones to constantly waste their time looking for sex, as they are only fertile a few days a month. This gives them time to actually seek out desirable males, so they don’t end up with male losers.

Female Supremacy

“Supremacy” is when you base social structures on your idea of superiority and use laws to enforce that.

The Nazi party in Germany based its laws on what they imagined to be the “natural superiority” of “Aryans”. So other ethnic groups were both racially and morally inferior in their eyes, and did not deserve to exist on the same level as Aryans.

“White supremacists” believe that white people are superior, and all the good jobs, college placements, and subsidies—including tuition and health care—should go to them.

Now we get to “female supremacists”. On a yahoo group named “Woman thou art God” I belonged to a few years ago, the owner was a bitter old (at heart) woman who believed that males should be subjugated by law to females, that they should be prevented from getting higher education and training, that they should by law be required to live owned by women.

How this would have played out would be that females would be well-educated and have all the good jobs, while without education many males would be unemployable. They would of course deserve to be punished for being unemployed (she was losing me on this seriously). And, since men would have a high unemployment rate, and many could not find jobs, women would have to support them.

Excuse me, HELLO??? Prevent males from getting education and then work to support them?

If people want to live in families that are set up on the model where the woman makes all the decisions and the man does all the housework, it is fine with me. It’s a free country, and consenting adults are free to make choices.

I believe that in an ideal world every child should be able to grow up with an education that will maximize his or her earning potential. Both males and females should be able to find fulfilling work that pays a living wage.

How else could a slave ever dream of supporting his Mistress?

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I seem to be getting fewer dumb emails lately. Maybe the guys who are normally garden variety cheapskates when times are good have failed to get their freebies so many times they have given up. Or maybe there’s a test now that disconnects your internet access if you’re not smart enough to use the internet without being a danger to yourself.

From: dumb customer Block
Subject: hi
Date: 8/23/2009 5:36 AM

hi i have two dollars in my account would u like to mind if i gave u my pass word and let u take it little by little? no strings? all u have to do is tell me on yahoo im or msn? its an easy 2 and some change?

herb

Like I really want to work for .50 an hour to get a few pennies out of this guys account and risk losing my own account by breaking the rules.

To: dumb customer Block
Subject: Re: hi
Date: 8/23/2009 7:22 AM

Big spender, eh?

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Come on guys, you know exactly what I mean. You’re here, at the center of the universe for male grooming. And not only that, but you know darned well that we ladies at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline have really high standards, and we will not settle for less than good enough, even if lots of you guys live in a dream world where good grooming ought not to be necessary to impress a female.

You know females have higher standards than males, and you also know that women aren’t all that interested in guys whose hygiene fits in the “gross” category. You may not want to believe it, but it hardly seems to make sense (at least from our perspective) that you would want to doom yourself to the “hermit” classification.

So today’s lesson is “body hair”. I’ve got here a whole lot of perspectives on removing body hair. Unfortunately many of them are delusional guys attempting to speak for females, but there’s a lot of humor here, only some of it intentional.

First, we have a blog on ball-shaving, written by a guy who is unfamiliar with the concept and illustrated by a darling photo of Happy-go-lucky and Not-so-happy-go-not-so-lucky, a pair of testicle mascots. There’s also a video from Gillette on YouTube. Here you go:

Here’s a video from Phillips:

A sick little snippet on shaving from Family Guy:

Here’s a humorous little tract on ass hair from a guy who seems to be unclear about when you need to shower.

A little comedy bit:

A bit from The Onion on razor marketing gone crazy…

And of course, the ultimate razor.

Did I miss anything? Yeah, here’s an MTV Awards report that happens to include at the beginning the clip of Sasha Baron Cohen landing ass-up in Eminem’s lap. Yes, he was waxed for the stunt.

Here’s yet another blog on male body hair.

It was an amazing week for male grooming.

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This story is just unbelievable. Talk about thinking with the wrong head.

This moron saw these two Hooters waitresses get out of their car at Walmart. He got in their car, found a photo of them in their uniforms, put the photo in his trunk, and got back in their car to wait for them in hiding.

Not being as stupid as the guy, the women trapped him in the car, with the help of employees and bystanders. His excuse?

He was waiting for the girls because “they looked easy” and he had a conservative girlfriend.

Yeah, that’s what he told the police. OMG. (Rolling eyeballs again)

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A man has repeatedly broken into a sex shop in Cairns, Australia, by smashing through the wall. His target? Blow-up dolls, which he has sex with and then discards.

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